Riddles
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Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table? Show Answer
Answer: She was on a crash diet. - What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath? Show Answer
Answer: Stinkerbell.
- Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? Show Answer
Answer: Incorrectly.
- Why are Teddy Bears never hungry? Show Answer
Answer: Because they are always stuffed.
- What did the chewing gum say to the shoe? Show Answer
Answer: I'm stuck on you.
- Why was the belt arrested? Show Answer
Answer: For holding up the pants.
- What do you call a funny book about eggs? Show Answer
Answer: A yolk book.
- What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time? Show Answer
Answer: Evaporated milk.
- What did the beach say when the tide came in? Show Answer
Answer: Long time no sea.
- What did one potato chip say to the other? Show Answer
Answer: Shall we go for a dip?
- Why couldn't the sailors play cards? Show Answer
Answer: Because the captain was standing on the deck.
- What is the best thing to do if a bull charges you? Show Answer
Answer: Pay him!
- Why can't you play basketball with pigs? Show Answer
Answer: Because they hog the ball!
- Which football player wears the biggest helmet? Show Answer
Answer: The one with the biggest head!
- What did the outlaw get when he stole a calendar? Show Answer
Answer: Twelve months.
- In which month do monkeys play baseball? Show Answer
Answer: Ape-ril.
- How do rabbits travel? Show Answer
Answer: By hareplane!
- Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Show Answer
Answer: Great food, but no atmosphere.
- Why didn't the hotdog star in the movies? Show Answer
Answer: The rolls weren't good enough.
- What is black and white and pink all over? Show Answer
Answer: An embarrassed zebra!
- What is the cannibals’ favorite game? Show Answer
Answer: Swallow the leader.
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معرفی:سید مهدی موسوی فوق لیسانس آموزش زبان انگلیسی از دانشگاه اصفهان و مدرس کانون زبان ایران مراکز تربیت معلم مشهد دانشگاه علمی کاربردی دانشکده فنی منتظری مشهدو همچنین موسسه پاراکس میباشد.او سابقه تدریس در دانشگاه آزاد و موسسه فرهنگی آموزشی زبانسرا و شکوه شعبه مشهد را نیز دارد.وی در این وبلاگ سعی دارد تا لحظات خوش و همراه با سرگرمی برای همه علاقمندان به زبان انگلیسی فراهم آورد و امیدوار است تا بدینوسیله بتواند گامی را در جهت پیشبرد فرآیند آموزش و یادگیری زبان انگلیسی بردارد.