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Men Are Just Happier People - Sickening eh!
* Your last name stays put.
* The garage is all yours.
* Wedding plans take care of themselves.
* You can never be pregnant.
* Chocolate is just another snack.
* You can open all your own jars.
* You can play with toys all your life.
* You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
* Car mechanics tell you the truth.
* Your underwear is $9.95 for a three-pack.
* You never have strap problems in public.
* New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
* You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
* Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.* You! are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
* Everything on your face stays its original colour.
* You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
* You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
* You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
* Your last name stays put.
* The garage is all yours.
* Wedding plans take care of themselves.
* You can never be pregnant.
* Chocolate is just another snack.
* You can open all your own jars.
* You can play with toys all your life.
* You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
* Car mechanics tell you the truth.
* Your underwear is $9.95 for a three-pack.
* You never have strap problems in public.
* New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
* You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
* Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.* You! are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
* Everything on your face stays its original colour.
* You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
* You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
* You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
+ نوشته شده در جمعه بیست و هفتم خرداد ۱۳۹۰ ساعت 23:5 توسط Mehdi Mousavi
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معرفی:سید مهدی موسوی فوق لیسانس آموزش زبان انگلیسی از دانشگاه اصفهان و مدرس کانون زبان ایران مراکز تربیت معلم مشهد دانشگاه علمی کاربردی دانشکده فنی منتظری مشهدو همچنین موسسه پاراکس میباشد.او سابقه تدریس در دانشگاه آزاد و موسسه فرهنگی آموزشی زبانسرا و شکوه شعبه مشهد را نیز دارد.وی در این وبلاگ سعی دارد تا لحظات خوش و همراه با سرگرمی برای همه علاقمندان به زبان انگلیسی فراهم آورد و امیدوار است تا بدینوسیله بتواند گامی را در جهت پیشبرد فرآیند آموزش و یادگیری زبان انگلیسی بردارد.