Why did the golfer take 2 pairs of pants to the game?
In case he got a hole in one!

Rosie, age 10, Canada

Why did the cow cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.

Marlin, age 18, USA

What do you call a chicken grilled?
A chicken tender.

Rigoberto, age 11, USA

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts!

Olivia, age 9, USA

How would you get out of a room if there were no doors or windows and all you had was a biscuit?
You break the biscuit in half then put the halves together to make a (w)hole, you shout and shout till your voice goes hoarse then you ride the horse out of the (w)hole.

Maddie, age 11, UK
Smatiepants, age 10, UK
Pink_pooties, age 11, Australia

If a rooster laid an egg, what side of the barn would it fall off of?
Roosters doesn't lay eggs!

Britney, age 10, USA
Daina, age 10, USA

Why was the math book so sad?
Because it had too many problems!

Nicola, age 11, Australia

Why did the boy eat his homework?
It was a piece of cake!

Anonymous, age 10, England

What has roads with no cars, cities with no people and lakes with no water?
A map!

Dakota, age 12, Canada

You are American when you go in the bathroom and American when you come out of the bathroom. So what are you when you are in the bathroom?
European!

Laala, age 9, USA
Mandy, Katie, Livie, Bob, ages 14, 14, 14, 45, New Zealand

Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!

Sydny, age 9, Japan
Savannah, age 10, USA

Why did the vampire cross the street?
To get more blood.

Maranda, age 8

What did the mailbox say to the other mailbox?
"You've got mail!"

Bere, age 13, USA

What is a mummy's favourite music?
Wrap.

RJ, age 11

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
The last place you left it.

Madison, age 14, USA

What do you get if you come across a vampire and Jack Frost?
Frost bite.

Sophie, age 9, Northern Ireland

How did the guy explain to the police why he wrecked the helicopter?
He said he got cold so he turned off the fan.

Bob

Why did the boy blush when he opened the refrigerator?
He saw the salad dressing.

Isabela, age 10, USA

What's an easy way to count cows?
By using a COWculator!

Alex, age 6, USA

Who likes to drink cocoa?
A coconut.

Charmie, age 12, Canada

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he felt like it.

Timmithy

What do you get when you cross a pig with a elephant?
You get a HAM SON!

Cody, age 14, USA

How can you tell twin witches apart?
It's hared to tell which witch is which!

Anne Marie, age 11, USA

What has lots of holes but can still hold water?
A sponge.

Harleen, age 11, Canada

You're in a cabin and all you have is a candle, a match and a fireplace. Which will you light first?
The match.

Kevin, age 12, USA

Why did the ghost join the cheerleading team?
So he could give some team spirit.

Lamya, age 9, Sri Lanka

Why was 6 cross?
Because seven ate nine!

Thomas, age 11, United Kingdom

What did one lightning bug say to another when it had a near death experience?
"I saw a light!"

Jacquelyn, age 12, USA

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARGH!

Brenna , age 12, USA

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
"You're too young too smoke."

Jack , age 11, England

What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.

Gajanee, age 11, Canada

What can jump higher than a mountain?
Anything because mountains can't jump!

Erika, age 10, USA

Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the MOOvies.

Gabby, age 8, USA

How do you keep a dummy entertained for hours?
Put them in a circular room and tell them to go sit in the corner.

Gilly, USA
Arianna, age 14, USA

Bob's mom has three children: Tic, Tac and who is the third?
Bob.

Nadia, age 12, USA
Allan, age 8, USA

What do you call two cows and a duck?
Quackers and Milk.

Allison, age 10, USA

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
What is it?

Time!

Ryan , age 16, USA

Voiceless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.
What is it?

Wind!

Ryan, age 16, USA

How do you fix a broken skull?
With a pumpkin patch!

Caitlin, age 9, England

Which is the tallest a building, an office building or a library?
A library, because of all the stories inside!

Chelsie, age 9, England

Why did the sink have a crush on the stove?
Because the stove was hot!

Erin, age 9, USA

What did one eye say to the other?
"Between the two of us, something smells."

Michelle, age 11, USA

When is a car not a car?
When it's turning into a highway.

Juan, age 12, Colombia